SIGNAL STRENGTH POOR
TRANSMISSION TYPE: AUDIO TRANSCRIPTION
COMMUNICATION CREDENTIALS: U.E.S SAFE TRAVELS SECURITY CLEARANCE LEVEL 4
♥♥♥♥, please work. Hello? My name is Anthony [UNINTELLIGIBLE], let me get this straight, i’m a real guy. Not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ video game character or something, like an actual dude. Yesterday, no wait, a couple days ago now i saw a funny guide when i launched the game risk of rain 2, it was called https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2208430266 the guide said that there was a secret level of sorts in abyssal depths, that required some insane, stupid actions to unlock. [The sender is quiet for a while, and footsteps can be heard above, the footsteps pass and the sender continues]
Anyway, i didn’t think it was real. Thought it was some Luigi in Mario 64 ♥♥♥♥. But i was bored, and i had nothing else to do, so i followed the instructions of the guide. I chose commando on drizzle, because i just wanted to prove this wrong and get on with my life. I … I followed the instructions… and they ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worked. I got transported to the sewer realm in game. It was one of the most surreal feelings of my life, being suddenly transported to an entire level you have never seen in a game you have hundreds of hours in. I walked around the level. It was, well it was a sewer. There were rat enemies that were actually pretty tanky, and there were several… ♥♥♥♥ did he call them? Gates. There were several gates. Each one of them required a different colored rat to open, not elites, but an actual special rat that you had to find.
I was going around finding the rats, when it suddenly struck me that the art-style in the sewer realm is a stark contrast from anything else in the game. You know Risk of Rain 2. It’s cartoony, almost silly at points, the sewer realm is nothing like this. Its not photo realistic, but it was an absolute offset from the rest of the game. The closest thing i could compare it to is like something out of gloomwood, a new shooter coming out from new blood. Anyway free advertising aside, it felt off. Extremely. Even the rats didn’t look like any enemies from the game, it was some faux-realistic depiction. I finally inserted the final rat and realized that the final gate simply said, “Get in.”
I pressed E, and, and… Look, im not crazy. It put me in the game. Me, myself, the human behind the computer, and i entered a boss arena thing. And that’s when i saw It. it was like a giant rat but with [UNINTELLIGIBLE] his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ teeth [UNINTELLIGIBLE] [UNINTELLIGIBLE] [UNINTELLIGIBLE] The biggest [UNINTELLIGIBLE] [UNINTELLIGIBLE] blood [UNINTELLIGIBLE] [UNINTELLIGIBLE] [UNINTELLIGIBLE].
I’ve been running ever since, i don’t know if there is a way out, iv’e already tried to off myself. There is no way i can kill that thing, even if i knew it was possible, i don’t think im mentally strong enough to kill it. I just looked in my- er, commandos pocket, turns out he keeps a radio or whatever the hell this thing is on him. If your hearing this, whether your captain, or someone from the real world, or anyone who has the ability to try to help me, please. I have a family. I have a daughter, shes just turning 10 in a month. please send help.
[A large roar can be heard from presumably outside the door of whatever room the sender is recording this in] [A metal door smacking the ground at a high velocity can be heard] OH ♥♥♥♥ OH ♥♥♥♥ OH ♥♥♥♥ DIE [BANG] [BANG] DIE [BANG] HELP [BANG] HELP [BANG] [BANG] [BANG] [BANG] [BANG] AAGI [UNINTELLIGIBLE] [UNINTELLIGIBLE] [BANG] [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
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SENDER HAS REQUESTED FOR IMMEDIATE BACKUP/RETRIEVAL
AUTHORIZE RESCUE MISSION?
RESCUE REQUEST DENIED
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