This guide details how to become so wealthy in Cruelty Squad you will never need to worry about body reconstruction ever again. You will be able to pay for all of the augments. You will be able to afford a 10-way ticket to Mercury. You will become a God™ over the solar system and defeat biology.
pwease rate 5 if i helped you or rate 1 if i ruined your capital
How does ZOOPing work (and ZOOPing strategy)
You probably understand the stock market already so I won’t explain it. On the fish tab of the stock market find ZOOP. ZOOP bottoms out at 0.87 and can go as high as it wants. I suggest selling it around 20, but it’s not uncommon for it to reach 40-80. This literally multiplies your money by 20, and since its a percentage it’s exponential.
Low: 0.87 – ~3.00
You can multiply your money by 3 really quickly, REMEMBER TO DISABLE EYES OF CORPORATE INSIGHT IF YOU HAVE THEM. This allows you to buy significantly more at once by mashing the buy button. It’s not uncommon for the menu to bug out and not accept input. Swap the stock you’re looking at and switch back to ZOOP for it to accept input again. If you have any sort of macro software make one that clicks as fast as it can. You’ll want to use it on the buy/sell 100 option.
If ZOOP reaches 5 dollars BUY AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. ITS ABOUT TO GO INTO THE TENS.
Massive Money mode: (0.87-5.XX) – (20.00-60.00)
Once you pull out you’ll need to buy the eyes of corporate insight. Gain 6 figures and put it all in at 0.87. The next step will be your final to becoming the King of Flesh.
Completing Mall Madness triggers an event on the stock market where nearly everything POPS OFF. Watch ZOOP go as high as you like. Hundreds? Thousands? Wanna break the integer limit and see your wallet turn into a black hole? Turn on the eyes of corporate insight and become massively wealthy. This game is now a simulation of working for the Clintons. Buy anything you want; Kill anyone you want. Free yourself and dehumanize.
oh yeah i also forgot
dont play apartment atrocity, that stops the stocks from rising. play it once you have Copious Currency™
thank you loyal comment leavers for coining the term of the generation of strong men; the ZOOPMAXXERS
may we zoopmaxx 100 years more
the following is additive by co-contributors and does not reflect the zooply gains. non-experimental currency acquisition follows.
GOING FURTHER BEYOND WITH FISH
while ZOOPmaxxing and abusing the GamesGames short squeeze is amazing, it’s limited. you might want to experience the rest of the game, instead of waiting for your balance to overflow into the negative. you may want to go further beyond. for this you want to enter the world of fish. you must become one with fish, understand the fish. discover the grand illusion. become the fish you want to be. invest. ceo mindset.
all fish are worth a lot if you let the market run for a few hours
since fish are on the market, if you inflated the price now’s Prime Time for Fish Time
OBTAINING THE FISHING ROD
in the level sin space engineering, turn around and go to the island. this is it. the best weapon in the game. unlock weapons by beating the level with them dump a*s
WHEEL OF FORTUNE AND WHEEL OF PAIN
the level Casino Catastrophe‘s waters contain two fish of interest. the Wheel of Fortune, which has a fixed price of $1,000,000, and the Wheel of Pain, at $2,000,000. to obtain these rare artifacts, you simply have to go fishing. the quickest, easiest, and probably safest spot is near the start. enter the casino, take a left, kill, keep going, door on the left, keep going. there is a body of sewage which you can fish in. just like the bioneers did.
the level Office’s pond contains the DOSFish, valued at a fixed price of $3,000,000. fishing in this level is far easier compared to Casino Catastrophe, as you start at a body of water, instead of having to crawl through the ShitPit™.
KEEP IN MIND THAT THE FISH MENTIONED IN THIS SECTION ARE RARE AS HELL AND MAY TAKE YOU A WHILE TO OBTAIN. YOU MAY WANT TO ADOPT A FISHERMAN-ALIGNED MINDSET. WAKE UP EARLY LIKE FRED.
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