How to play the closet thing to a living taskmanager
 
 

The Beginning

Some is opinion
 
 
Some is true
 
 
Some is ranting
 
 
And Some are jokes
 
 
Please enjoy
 
 
 

The Basics

As a Janitor you start out with a fire extinguisher which is basically useless.Though it says it can reveal shapeshifters that’s absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.You’re more likely to kill a innocent bastard then reveal the shapeshift if you’d try oh yeah did I mention fire extinguishers can ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MURDER PEOPLE but anyway back on track.The janitors main purpose is to do task and not hunting and killing the monster so DO YOUR TASKS.
 
 
 

The Perks

Most Perks work pretty well with janitor but some work better than others so lets explain some good loadouts.Also most of this is going to be off of experience so if you find this wrong feel free to comment your opinion.
 
 
Utility:Oxygen Filter=Pretty Good
 
Springy Step=Pretty Good
 
Welder=Good for being a ♥♥♥♥
 
 
Security:Brawny=Better for being tanky to the monster when doing your task
 
VIP card=Great for nothing stopping you
 
Nimble=You really don’t dying to the monster as a unarmed bastard
 
 
Defense:Magnetic Boots=Great for not falling in traps
 
Blast Shield=Absolute ♥♥♥♥
 
Antibodies=Make the monster regret eating you after death
 
 
 

What Items are Good

Using an extended oxygen tank is great for outdoor tasks like landpad clearing and snail mail
 
 
Map scanner is great for knowing where to go
 
 
Sentry turret is pretty good for placement then picking up either a map scanner or extended oxygen tank.
 
 
 

How Dangerous Your Tasks are

You can die from getting locked in the trash compactor and being pushed in a chute
 
 
And you do those a lot
 
 
A LOT
 
 
 

How it Feels to Play Janitor

It’s pretty boring especially when you’re just doing your task for pretty much all the game.Then you die to monster as you question your class decisions.The monster will then realize you we unarmed and feel bad for killing you as you spectate him.Then he dies seconds later.
 
 
 

How I Play Janitor

I start off the game doing the first task I see and do task after task not getting any damn respect for being the only person doing task in the match as everyone else hunts the monster.Then while I do my trash task the monster appears and I greet him while doing my task.If you couldn’t find out already the monster isn’t happy and doesn’t want to greet me back so I run away but of course the only person who isn’t the monster is the traitor and I die.If I don’t die I continue to peacefully do my task and don’t go to the meeting but instead DO TASK L̴̩̥̽͠I̴̙͚̼̙̿̋̆̀K̵͉̻̔Ȩ̵̤̼͇̀͗̄͐̔ ̴̢͚̼̱̕Y̵͍͖̻̹͊͐̇O̸̪̳̍̅͒͐̓U̷̡̥̎̿̇̔̎ ̶̠̆͋͂͋͗S̴͚͋̐̏͘͝Ḧ̴̼̻̫̫́́̓̏Ò̸͖̻̼̖̇͠Ṷ̵̐L̴͚̥̇́͆͗͝Ḑ̴̥̳̤̖̏ ̶̧̛̭́̎ͅT̷̼͉͓̑̽Ǫ̸͇̲͇̫̚͝Ơ̶̡̜̰͖̞͂͒̈͝. .This somehow gains suspicion on me and I get gunned down.Nobody understands the importance of the Janitor in the game and in the real world.
 
 
 

How it Feels to Have Someone Else Playing Janitor in The same Match

It’s great you should greet them like I greet the monster and stick with each other
 
 
It’s great to have anyone else who also does task with you.
 
 
 

If You’re Traitor

Yeah you’re probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥ unless you know how to go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hitman on everyone and make every kill look like an accident,
 
 
Good Luck
 
 
 

If You’re a Monster

You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥
 
 
sorry
 
 
 

ARE YOU SICK OF DYING

Jesus Christ just play a different class or pick up a gun jeez is it really that hard?
 
 
Also if you are really sick of dying but still want to play Janitor
 
 
GO POSTAL ON THESE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
 
NO MERCY
 
DON’T CARE IF IT’S NOT A BAD GUY
 
RESPECT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JANITORS
 
I DON’T CARE IF I’M ON THE BAD GUYS SIDE OR NOT
 
YOU’RE ALL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DEAD
 
 
 

All in a Hard days Work

You’ve done it now hunt or get the escape ship
 
 
Well done
 
 
 

To Add On to The Experience

Get Viscera Cleanup Detail for a crossover costume in the game to match your janitor style
 
 
 

I Would Like a Mop or Broom Instead of a Fire Extinguisher

I want to clean up this messy blood out of the place and drag the bodies they’re everywhere and making this place smell bad or atleast clean the trash on the floor.
 
 
I’m a Janitor and I can’t clean small trash off the floor or clean the messy gore around the place
 
 
I feel like I’m not doing my job right
 
 
 

The End and Good Luck…. Janitor

Hoped this helped in your new career Mr. Cleanup and I hope to meet you one day fellow janitor
 
 
Always do your task
 
 
Have a Great time as the first one to die
 
 
Drink all the space milk
 
 
And Goodbye
 
 
 

Important

 
 

 
 
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