People Playground HOW TO: survive the apocalypse! (PART 1/2)

the blast

 
the year… 2021, total societal collapse, you are one of the survivors of this cleansing everyone you know has died, you have been spared… 
 
 
 
 

GETTING STARTED!

 
you wake up amongst the rubble and destruction, how you survived is unknown, why you have survived is unknown but since you are alive you might aswell stay alive and have a little fun while your at it  
 
 

finding a weapon

 
 
 
you find a withered skeleton amongst the ruins, you dont know how it got there or who it was but… do you really care? you grab the gun off of his corpse and high-tail it outta there! good job sport! your already making progress 
 
 

discovery of life

 
you come across a man and his 2 children in they’re shack made of rubble and debris, the father begs you for food and water… how do you react? 
 
 
 
you react by blowing a hole through his thick skull sending blood all over the children behind him! just now you have to little kids who hate you to deal with… 
 
 
 
 

trading and raiding

 
you come across a group of slavers who have agreed to take the children off your hands and in return they give you “performance” enhancing drugs and money! what a deal! 
 
 
 
however, your a smart one, sly as a fox they say so when the slavers turn theyre backs 
 
 
 
you kill em all to loot theyre corpses, but oh no! one survived one of your bullets and opens fire upon you! 
 
 

healing your boo boos

 
 
 
you run and hi- i mean take cover behind a peice of debris while the bullets fly over your head, but you’ve been hit in the knee! what do you do? 
 
 
 
you SLAP bandages all over it till it stops bleeding! that will surely help, dont worry about infections or digging the bullets out you’ll be fine, if you dont have bandages feel free to use duct tape it will work just fine! 
 
 

looting and scooting

 
you got him! you hopped over the rock perfectly avoiding all his rounds and popped a cap into his face! now to loot the body 
 
 
 
but be careful! corpses can spread diseases! to combat this make sure to stay away from the an*l cavity, mouth, and crotch no matter how tempting it may be 
 
 

dressing accordingly

 
clothes make the man they say, so you need to decide your choice of hats but alas you have more than one option and only enough for one hat wich shall you choose? 
 
 
 
take the stylish cowboy hat! 
 
 
 
or? 
 
 
 
the gas mask? 
 
 

Medic!

 
it aint no lie buddy, when your out in the wastes you may be confronted with heavy injuries (I.E. loss of limb) 
 
 
 
to fix this you’ll need to learn O.U.C.H 
 
what does O.U.C.H mean you ask? well ill tell you! 
 
O.U.C.H stands for! 
 
Ow 
 
Ugh 
 
Cuts 
 
Hurt 
 
after you’ve learned O.U.C.H you can get started with healing! first. grab some tape and your severed appendage and tape it back to its spot! get back on there you silly arm! 
 
 
 
next you’ll need to bandage it back into place 
 
 
 
GOOD JOB! YOU DID IT CHAMP! 
 
 

YOU DID IT, CHAMP!

 
you’ve done it, you’ve survived the apocalypse! 
 
in our next episode we will be focusing on the 4 F’s 
 
friends! 
 
foes! 
 
factions! 
 
and most importantly! 
 
females! 
 
BEEEP 
 
 
 
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