The Types

 
To start off with, we have:  
 

The Infantry Tryhards

• Might backstab you now and then 
• Just wants to improve his K/D ratio. 
• High chance of calling you “ez” after killing you 
• Probably a reg f*g 
• Can be found pretty much everywhere

 
 
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The Sword Tryhards

• Will try to make you rage quit 
• Will destroy everyone that’s in his way 
• Unusually high heartbeat 
• Might go through cardiac arrest if killed and tbagged 
• Can be found around docks 
• Is always wearing heavy cav armor

 
 
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The Admins

• Superiority Complex 
• The most hated player on the server 
• No self control 
• Can be found in the secret places in maps

 
 
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The C*nts

• Will spam “ez” every time anyone dies 
• Will also constantly backstab you 
• High possibility of camping a teleport 
• Will develop a grudge against the first person he dies to 
• Will hunt that person down for the rest of his warband career 
• Gets his dopamine from killing his target via shooting them with a musketoon 
• Knows he’s inferior in melee, will run away 
• Can be found near teleporters 
• Either wears no armor at all, or wears heavy cav armor

 
 
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The Mast Traitor

• Rushes the mast 
• Has 15 loaded rifles in his posession 
• Will shoot anyone. No mercy 
• 99.9% accuracy 
• Immune to provocation, doesn’t care if he’s being called a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or not 
• Gets his dopamine from shooting other mast traitors 
• Can be found on masts

 
 
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The Master Sapper

• Doesn’t care about anything besides his creation 
• Will find a nice and quiet spot 
• Usually friendly 
• Will build great works and creations such as the Hagia Sophia or the Eiffel tower if given enough time and build points 
• Can be found near sapperworks

 
 
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The Sailor

• Hates mast traitors and marines 
• Loves being nak*d 
• Will betray you if he has enough nak*d friends around him 
• Loves a good ol’ molly throw 
• Will rush the treasure chest 
• Keep an eye on him, otherwise he will unleash his secret ability upon you, the pistol to the head 
• Do not hurt or provoke his sailor buddies, if you do, they’ll kill you the moment they set foot upon the ship 
• Can be found in boats or in the big ship

 
 
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The Musician

• A morale booster to the teamers 
• Has 5k hours and is a secret melee master 
• Will be friendly unless provoked, if provoked, he will make a fool of you by killing you over and over again until you ragequit 
• Will not play the same song again once he finishes 
• Might be a head admin 
• Can be found near teamers

 
 
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The Friendly

• A true friendly man 
• High chance of being a homosexual 
• Will T-bag until death comes upon him 
• Rather hugs you, than fight you 
• To be found on the ship and port

 
 
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The [Nino]

• [Nino] 
• [Nino] 
• [Nino] 
• Can be found in [Nino]

 
 
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The Evil Sapper

• Likes trapping people in toilets & blowing them up 
• Can dominate in melee with his axe 
• Will prop spam and waste buildpoints 
• Will tnt spam and try to crash the server if an admin pisses him off 
• Will ruin beautiful sapper creations just because he wants to 
• Basically the evil version of The Master Sapper 
• Can be found near destroyed sapper works & toilets

 
 
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The Mute

• Doesn’t speak 
• Has a dumb, funny face 
• Is a pacifist 
• Probably suffering from childhood trauma 
• Hard to find, but can be found in secret passeges

 
 
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The Medic

• Dedicates his life to the wounded of warband 
• Is a pacifist, but will take up arms if forced to defend himself 
• High chance of being a mute 
• Usually friendly 
• Can be found near populated areas

 
 
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The Racist

• Uses every means available to him to throw in racist innuendo 
• Says the N word at least 5 times a round 
• Usually on the ship 
• Comes online just to promote his racial propoganda

 
 
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The Copycat

• Bases his entire personality off of another person 
• Spends 20 hours in the face editor trying to make the face of the person he’s copying 
• Can be found near the person he’s copying

 
 
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The Cavf*g

• When the round starts he goes into full cardiac arrest as he tries to rush the cav slot 
• Is a psychopat 
• Feels no emotion 
• Only cares about speed and k/d 
• Tries to imitate the charge of the Rohirim but dies instantly 
• Charges the guy he died to to get revenge but again, fails miserably 
• More hated than admins

 
 
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How to:

• Be aware of your surroundings 
• Avoid teaming with sketchy people 
• Don’t mess with sailors 
• If you see someone going up the mast you should probably keep your head down

 
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• Wear heavy cav armor 
• Kill musicians and medics 
• Have a default face 
• Type ‘ez’ everytime you kill someone

 
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• Don’t be a c*nt 
• Divert the conversation 
• Blame someone else 
• T Bag your way to friendliness

 
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The End

 
Well, that was that. Now you know exactly how to survive the rare and dangerous species to be found in Tropical Paradise. 
 
Credits: 

• tezi 
• 1_210

 
 
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